Tramp, Tramp, Tramp!
1h 8m
Jackie Gleason and Jack Durant are teamed for the first and only time as Hank and Jed, a pair of dimwitted barbers who are forced into bankruptcy because all their customers have marched off to war. Figuring that if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, Hank and Jed try to join the Army themselves, only to be rejected for a variety of reasons (When asked to read the eye-chart, Hank says he can't-not because he can't see, but because he can't read).
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jackie GleasonHank | Hank |
 Jack DurantJed | Jed |
 Florence RicePam Martin | Pam Martin |
 Bruce BennettTommy Lydel | Tommy Lydel |
| HHallene HillGranny | Granny |
 Billy CurtisMidget | Midget |
 Mabel ToddVivian | Vivian |
 Forrest TuckerBlond Bomber | Blond Bomber |
 James SeayBiggie Waldron | Biggie Waldron |
 John TyrrellLefty | Lefty |
 John HarmonMousey | Mousey |
| EEddie FosterBlackie | Blackie |
 Al HillTim | Tim |
 Borrah MinevitchHarmonica Rascals Band Leader | Harmonica Rascals Band Leader |
 Lloyd BridgesGuard | Guard |
 Heinie ConklinSoldier | Soldier |
| LLeo DiamondHarmonica Rascals Band Member | Harmonica Rascals Band Member |
 John DilsonJudge Smith | Judge Smith |
| CCarl FordMember, Harmonica Rascals | Member, Harmonica Rascals |
 Bud GearyGuard | Guard |
 William GouldColonel | Colonel |
 Bud JamisonFat Man | Fat Man |
 Eddie KaneDoctor | Doctor |
 Eddie LaughtonGuard | Guard |
 Kenneth MacDonaldDoctor | Doctor |
 James MillicanDraftee | Draftee |
| CChuck MorrisonColonel's Guard | Colonel's Guard |
 Herbert RawlinsonEx-Soldier Commander | Ex-Soldier Commander |
 Walter SandeGuard | Guard |
 Harry StrangGuard | Guard |