 Orlando BloomJuJu Pepe | JuJu Pepe |
 Andy SambergMarty Hass | Marty Hass |
 John CenaGustav Ditters | Gustav Ditters |
 Jeff GoldblumMarty Hass Present Day | Marty Hass Present Day |
 J.J. AbramsJ.J. Abrams | J.J. Abrams |
 Mike TysonMike Tyson | Mike Tyson |
 Lance ArmstrongLance Armstrong | Lance Armstrong |
 Kevin BaconDitmer Klerken | Ditmer Klerken |
 James MarsdenRex Honeycut | Rex Honeycut |
 Dolph LundgrenGustav Ditters Present Day | Gustav Ditters Present Day |
 Freddie HighmoreYoung Adrian Baton | Young Adrian Baton |
 Julia OrmondAdriana Baton | Adriana Baton |
 Adewale Akinnuoye-AgbajeOlusegun Okorocha | Olusegun Okorocha |
 Maya RudolphLucy Flerng | Lucy Flerng |
 Danny GloverSlim Robinson Present Day | Slim Robinson Present Day |
 Daveed DiggsSlim Robinson | Slim Robinson |
 Will ForteFrench Gendarme | French Gendarme |
 Nathan FielderStu Ruckman | Stu Ruckman |
 Phylicia RashādVictoria Young | Victoria Young |
 Joe BuckJoe Buck | Joe Buck |
 Chris WebberChris Webber | Chris Webber |
 Chris RomanoJabin Dolchey | Jabin Dolchey |
 Seth MorrisMick Porterhouse | Mick Porterhouse |
 Jon HammNarrator (voice) | Narrator (voice) |
 Eric NenningerFinnish Husband | Finnish Husband |
 Eugenia KuzminaFinnish Wife | Finnish Wife |
 Myles BrewerRad 80s Spectator | Rad 80s Spectator |
 Kevin ClashSesame Street Character (voice) | Sesame Street Character (voice) |
 Edgar WrightCommentator | Commentator |
 Rebecca DayanFabienne | Fabienne |
