The first story is about a yob who sells pirated CDs and hacks a police girl. The second story is about Mr. Shaw, who loves big-breasted women and makes his wife get breast implants. The third story is about a conceited playboy, Wong, who believes he can get any girl and sets his sights on a lesbian.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Anthony Wong Chau-SangHost / Insp. Wong / Mr. Shaw / John | Host / Insp. Wong / Mr. Shaw / John |
 Dayo Wong Chi-WahHost / Kim Lin Kwan / May's Mother / Bar Geek | Host / Kim Lin Kwan / May's Mother / Bar Geek |
 Jerry Lamb Hiu-FungHost / CID / Dr. Lo | Host / CID / Dr. Lo |
| SSiu Kwok-WahHost / Triad Leader / Bar Geek / Shaw | Host / Triad Leader / Bar Geek / Shaw |
 Vivian ChowJenny | Jenny |
 Esther Kwan Wing-HoMay | May |
 Anita Lee Yuen-WahMay's Friend | May's Friend |
 Joe Cheung Tung-ChoMay's Father | May's Father |
| LLinda Cheung Lan-YingMrs. Shaw | Mrs. Shaw |
 Cheung Tat-MingGuy in Condom Commercial | Guy in Condom Commercial |
 Lee Siu-KayPriest | Priest |
 Bobby Yip Kin-SangMainland Triad | Mainland Triad |
| CChiu Kwok-ChoiNot listed | Not listed |
| RRobert Kwok Siu-FungNot listed | Not listed |
 Angel Wong Chui-LingNot listed | Not listed |
 Keith Ng Shui-TingNot listed | Not listed |