 Mr. LawrenceToot (voice) / Patent Candidate #1 | Toot (voice) / Patent Candidate #1 |
 Joe FloodCorrupt Cop #1 | Corrupt Cop #1 |
| DDan HutchinsonCorrupt Cop #2 | Corrupt Cop #2 |
| JJeremy KramerMan With Hose | Man With Hose |
| QQuinn KitmittoHooker #1 | Hooker #1 |
| LLinda LjokaHooker #2 | Hooker #2 |
| VVance DeGeneresPolice Analyst | Police Analyst |
| TTommy SledgePolice Chief | Police Chief |
| CChris BogartToot's Partner | Toot's Partner |
| AAntoinette PeragineToot's Girlfriend | Toot's Girlfriend |
 Carlos AlazraquiTopless Maniac / Cop | Topless Maniac / Cop |
 Joey DiazInformant (voice) | Informant (voice) |
| DDan PriceInterviewer (voice) | Interviewer (voice) |
 Martin OlsonInterrogation Cop #1 | Interrogation Cop #1 |
| RRobert PorterInterrogation Cop #2 | Interrogation Cop #2 |
| TTricia GilfoneForensic Chemist | Forensic Chemist |
| DDavid RotmanPatent Candidate #2 | Patent Candidate #2 |
| GGary BleyFart Kiler | Fart Kiler |
| CCarey YostCreepy Man on Bench | Creepy Man on Bench |
| DDon LewisKiller Caught on Tape | Killer Caught on Tape |
 Derek DrymonStab Victim / Cop | Stab Victim / Cop |
| DDorian Chris CorralesDispatch (voice) | Dispatch (voice) |
| LLisa SolandToot's Hooker | Toot's Hooker |
| VVicki TolanExtra | Extra |
| JJoe OrrantiaExtra | Extra |
| JJulian ChaneyExtra | Extra |
| JJeff ShoemakerExtra | Extra |
| MMark ColangeloExtra | Extra |
| DDoug WardExtra | Extra |
| JJennifer DawsonExtra | Extra |