While riding the bus one day, night watchman Jack Crawford gets distracted by a beautiful girl and has his gun stolen. To get it back, he enlists the help of local wise guy Eddie, and their search reveals the bizarre characters lurking in the strange underworld of a sleepy New Jersey suburb.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMarc PalmieriJack Crawford | Jack Crawford |
| PPasquale GaetaEddie DeLuca | Eddie DeLuca |
| NNicol ZanzarellaKate | Kate |
| PPhilip GalinskyAndrew | Andrew |
| JJudy Sabo PodinkerJudy | Judy |
| MMary Ann RielSandy | Sandy |
| JJon SteinbergFrankie | Frankie |
| RR.G. RaderJonathan | Jonathan |
| RRuth KayeGert | Gert |
| JJon LangioneTom Coffee | Tom Coffee |
| JJoan MaquilingJack's Mother | Jack's Mother |
| JJack MertzJudy's Father | Judy's Father |
| GGlenn ZarrMel | Mel |
| RRaj KanithiMr. Raj | Mr. Raj |
| PPeggy Lord ChiltonMrs. Bruner | Mrs. Bruner |
| TTemme DavisLucy | Lucy |
 Stan CarpMale Nurse | Male Nurse |
| MMartin EpsteinSocial Critic | Social Critic |
| SSally StatAgnes Janarone | Agnes Janarone |
| AAnthony TrentacostChris Bruner | Chris Bruner |
| MMichael HernandoMale Dancer | Male Dancer |
| AAlan PodinkerMale Dancer | Male Dancer |
| JJeff MorrisBartender | Bartender |
| JJohn MedinaBouncer | Bouncer |
| RRocco PaoloBouncer | Bouncer |
| BBrett PodinkerWaiter | Waiter |
| LLaurie EngRestaurant Hostess | Restaurant Hostess |