Welcome to TMSleaze, a XXX parody of the television show, TMZ. We turn up the heat and the humor as you get to see what your favorite celebrities might look like when engaged in some uncensored hardcore humping! Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, Eminem and Lindsay Lohan, American Idol Personalities Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest, Mel Gibson, Spencer Pratt, and Heidi Montag are all lampooned in this no-holds-barred Sextravaganza!
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tori BlackLara DioGuardi | Lara DioGuardi |
 Francesca LeBawla Abdul | Bawla Abdul |
 Faye ReaganLinda Blowhand | Linda Blowhand |
 Kagney Linn KarterMessica Simpleton | Messica Simpleton |
 Ann Marie RiosCop | Cop |
 Andi AndersonTitney Shears | Titney Shears |
 Brynn TylerHiney Montague | Hiney Montague |
 Darryl HanahNicolette Whorigan | Nicolette Whorigan |
 Anthony RosanoRyan Seabest | Ryan Seabest |
 Ben EnglishSlimin Prodwell | Slimin Prodwell |
 Mr. PeteFeminem | Feminem |
 Dane CrossAssistant | Assistant |
 Chris JohnsonBoney Homo | Boney Homo |
 Randy SpearsSmell Fibsen | Smell Fibsen |
 Mark WoodPool Cleaner | Pool Cleaner |
 Rocco ReedPool Cleaner | Pool Cleaner |
 James DeenSpender Twatt | Spender Twatt |
 Lisa AnnJanet Dickinsome | Janet Dickinsome |
 Joanna AngelLamy Swinehouse | Lamy Swinehouse |
 Ron JeremyEditor-In-Chief | Editor-In-Chief |