A would-be publican decides to set up shop on a remote island with a flat-pack DIY pub, but encounters more competition than he bargained for.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ron CookThe Good Chap | The Good Chap |
 Chris WalkerThe Bad Chap | The Bad Chap |
| EEdwin StoneAlchy | Alchy |
| TTony BowdenAlchy | Alchy |
| TThomas FriedlanderAlchy | Alchy |
| RRalph CollisAlchy | Alchy |
| IIan MillerAlchy | Alchy |
| NNoel HawkinsAlchy | Alchy |
| FFritz Aardvark BragpussAlchy | Alchy |
| SStephen MacvicarAlchy | Alchy |