 Steve OedekerkJake / Designer / Stevine Odion / 'We've Been Hit' (voice) | Jake / Designer / Stevine Odion / 'We've Been Hit' (voice) |
| MMary Jo KeenenGeranium / Old Geranium (voice) | Geranium / Old Geranium (voice) |
 Paul GreenbergThe Captain / 'Lovely Ship' Steward / Lice Checker #1 (voice) | The Captain / 'Lovely Ship' Steward / Lice Checker #1 (voice) |
 Rob PaulsenMr. Prickle / Bartender / Lice Checker #2 (voice) | Mr. Prickle / Bartender / Lice Checker #2 (voice) |
 Mark DeCarloThe Interviewer / TV Anchor / Elvis / Lookout #2 / Rich Man at Dinner / 'Shuffle Board Finals?' (voice) | The Interviewer / TV Anchor / Elvis / Lookout #2 / Rich Man at Dinner / 'Shuffle Board Finals?' (voice) |
| TTony PyleSubmarine Pilot / Excited One-Eyed Thumb / Lookout #3 (voice) | Submarine Pilot / Excited One-Eyed Thumb / Lookout #3 (voice) |
| EEric Trueheart'All Aboard' Steward / 'Good Gravy, What a Ship!' / 'Lovely Ship' Balloon Head (voice) | 'All Aboard' Steward / 'Good Gravy, What a Ship!' / 'Lovely Ship' Balloon Head (voice) |
| JJenny RoseWhat a Lovely Big Ship!' / 'We're Going Down! (voice) | What a Lovely Big Ship!' / 'We're Going Down! (voice) |
 Joe LissIt's a Big Ship!' / Bedwetter / 'I Wet Myself (voice) | It's a Big Ship!' / Bedwetter / 'I Wet Myself (voice) |
| HHeidi FugemanShip Must go on for Miles (voice) | Ship Must go on for Miles (voice) |
| TTim TarkinanIt's a Big Ship (voice) | It's a Big Ship (voice) |
| DDavid FloydBaldie the Thumb Wrestler / Lookout #1 / Boiler Room Guy #2 / 'Next' Steward / Boiler Room Guy #2 / Lookout #1 / Sex Change Buyer / 'It's a Gigantic Spider!' / Budget Saving Man (voice) | Baldie the Thumb Wrestler / Lookout #1 / Boiler Room Guy #2 / 'Next' Steward / Boiler Room Guy #2 / Lookout #1 / Sex Change Buyer / 'It's a Gigantic Spider!' / Budget Saving Man (voice) |
 Megan CavanaghGeranium's Servant / Rich Woman at Dinner / Budget Saving Man's Wife (voice) | Geranium's Servant / Rich Woman at Dinner / Budget Saving Man's Wife (voice) |
 Jim JackmanDentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Baby and Sex Change Barker / 'I Can't Swim!' (voice) | Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Baby and Sex Change Barker / 'I Can't Swim!' (voice) |
| JJim HopeI'm Really a Woman / Lookout #4 / Life Jacket Guy (voice) | I'm Really a Woman / Lookout #4 / Life Jacket Guy (voice) |
| MMatthew AufdenspringWe're Sinking! (voice) | We're Sinking! (voice) |
| MMary MaresNo We Can't Be Sinking (voice) | No We Can't Be Sinking (voice) |
| JJohn LausBaby Buyer / Piano Man (voice) | Baby Buyer / Piano Man (voice) |