A small-town star helps a young apprentice land the girl of his dreams.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Frank LangellaHarry Crystal | Harry Crystal |
 Glynnis O'ConnorRamona | Ramona |
 Tom HulceArtie Shoemaker | Artie Shoemaker |
 Jerry StillerMr. Shoemaker | Mr. Shoemaker |
 Herbert BerghofDr. Julius Fuldauer | Dr. Julius Fuldauer |
 Kevin McCarthyMickey Bellinger | Mickey Bellinger |
 Joseph MaherFibby Geyer | Fibby Geyer |
 George MorfogenSherman Sprat | Sherman Sprat |
 Marshall ColtCooky | Cooky |
| AAnthony ManninoD'Angeli | D'Angeli |
 Rose ArrickMrs. Shoemaker | Mrs. Shoemaker |
| WWilliam RobertsonMr. Henry | Mr. Henry |
| RRandy StumpfLoomis | Loomis |
| MMark KeylounHlavacek | Hlavacek |
 Mary CadoretteDancer (uncredited) | Dancer (uncredited) |