Thong Girl reluctantly teams up with alien female Xolta to defeat evil warlord Vish'ss, who is bent on destroying planet Earth.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Angela KereczThong Girl / Laura Layonme | Thong Girl / Laura Layonme |
| GGoldie FataleXolta | Xolta |
| JJim O'RearVish’ss | Vish’ss |
| JJimmy CampyDA Howard Harlin | DA Howard Harlin |
| BBobby KereczZin Mar Kahb | Zin Mar Kahb |
| RRob WilkinsSal the Spaceship Mechanic | Sal the Spaceship Mechanic |
| CCameron McCaslandLARPer #1 | LARPer #1 |
| JJacob MathisLARPer #2 | LARPer #2 |