| AAlex del MonaccoLaura Layonme / Thong Girl | Laura Layonme / Thong Girl |
| WWill JonesMiles Edison / Electar | Miles Edison / Electar |
| TTony DomenicoAndy Andrews / BoxerBrief Boy | Andy Andrews / BoxerBrief Boy |
| MMartin BradyDweeble Mahoney | Dweeble Mahoney |
| AAlex DycusNikki Edison | Nikki Edison |
 Stacey DixonCandy Slice / DynoWoman | Candy Slice / DynoWoman |
| RRob WildsMayor Boner | Mayor Boner |
| JJ.D. HartDA Howard Harlin | DA Howard Harlin |
| RR.J. HenrySenator Calvin Pritchert | Senator Calvin Pritchert |
 Dawn LynStar | Star |
 Tommy BarnesMr. Suit | Mr. Suit |
| HHugh BrittPolice Chief Grogan | Police Chief Grogan |
| RRob WilkinsNight Club Patron #1 | Night Club Patron #1 |
| CCary ClarkNight Club Patron #2 | Night Club Patron #2 |
| CCameron McCaslandNight Club Patron #3 | Night Club Patron #3 |
| RRonald W. MealingNight Club Patron #4 | Night Club Patron #4 |
| RRobin DaughertyNews Anchor | News Anchor |
| LLauren HoffmanTV Reporter | TV Reporter |
| LLloyd DeberryReverend Jones | Reverend Jones |
| JJim PerrinRobber #1 | Robber #1 |
| EEric SparksRobber #3 | Robber #3 |
| JJoy Tilley PerrymanBetty Boner | Betty Boner |
| RRober Cocco, Jr.Waiter | Waiter |
| LLeah AdcockLana Layonme / Thong Girl | Lana Layonme / Thong Girl |
| DDobehi LacadenRobber #2 | Robber #2 |
| FFashion CarltonTeenage Lana Layonme (French Quarter) | Teenage Lana Layonme (French Quarter) |
 Lloyd KaufmanThomas Edison | Thomas Edison |
| JJim O'RearMelvin | Melvin |
| JJacob MathisYoung Miles Edison | Young Miles Edison |
| TTessa MendozaDancer #1 | Dancer #1 |
