Music City, USA has a new crimefighting superhero! Assistant District Attorney Lana Layonme fights crime in the courtroom in a city that's known for bright lights and country music stars. But sometimes legal justice is just not enough and that's when she becomes THONG GIRL!
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| LLeah AdcockLanna Layonme / Thong Girl | Lanna Layonme / Thong Girl |
| MMartin BradyDweeble Mahoney | Dweeble Mahoney |
| AAdam BurnettChaz Chernobyl | Chaz Chernobyl |
| TTony DomenicoAndy Andrews / BoxerBrief Boy | Andy Andrews / BoxerBrief Boy |
| TTurner FoxMr. Bigg's Woman | Mr. Bigg's Woman |
| PPaula GomesMr. Bigg's Woman | Mr. Bigg's Woman |
| PPaul GriffinDerelict on Railroad Tracks | Derelict on Railroad Tracks |
| DDaryl Hickman Sr.Mr. Bigg's Bodyguard | Mr. Bigg's Bodyguard |
| PPerry PostonTrain Engineer | Train Engineer |
| NNorris RandallMr. Bigg | Mr. Bigg |
| DDan SheleyDerelict on Railroad Tracks | Derelict on Railroad Tracks |
| DDesi TurnerMr. Bigg's Bodyguard | Mr. Bigg's Bodyguard |
| RRick WeyDerelict on Railroad Tracks | Derelict on Railroad Tracks |
| RRob WilkinsChaz's Henchman | Chaz's Henchman |