When Sophia and her priest discuss burial plans, the girls arrange a membership to a dating service catering to senior citizens. When Sophia starts having wild sex with handsome young men, the Miami household turns upside down. Hilarious situations and hardcore sex breaks out as the Golden Girls get naked, jump into bed and turn up the heat in the funniest porn parody of the year.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Nina HartleyRose | Rose |
 Darla CraneDorothy | Dorothy |
 Karen SummerSophia | Sophia |
 Luna AzulBlanche | Blanche |
 Ryan McLaneYoung Stud #3 | Young Stud #3 |
 Jake JacobsOlder Guy | Older Guy |
 Eric JohnYoung Stud #1 | Young Stud #1 |
 Dick ChibblesPriest | Priest |
| AAlan SmitheeYoung Stud #2 | Young Stud #2 |
 Mark ZaneBronco | Bronco |