There's No Business...
There's No Business... is a 1994 British partially improvised comedy film directed by Kevin Molony and produced by Claudia Lloyd for Prospect Pictures. It stars Raw Sex (Simon Brint and Rowland Rivron) as Ken Bishop and his stepson Duane, and Lee Cornes as their musical agent Dickie Valentino, in their attempt to remake a track by Ken's old band, 'The Nice Twelve' for a TV advert for 'Pinkies', a brand of kitchen gloves made by Mort Clayton (Mac McDonald). Alexander Armstrong (Tim) and Sam Graham (Fergus) work for the fictional advertising agency Sprote and Sprote. The film takes its name from the 1954 film There's No Business Like Show Business which itself borrowed the 1946 song of the same name by Irving Berlin, written for the musical Annie Get Your Gun.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Simon BrintKenworth "Ken" Bishop | Kenworth "Ken" Bishop |
 Rowland RivronDuane Bishop | Duane Bishop |
 Lee CornesDickie Valentino | Dickie Valentino |
 Tilly VosburghTilly | Tilly |
 Stephen FrostReg Prince | Reg Prince |
| MMark ArdenJohnny Blackpool | Johnny Blackpool |
 Paul Mark ElliottBernie Cosmos | Bernie Cosmos |
| SSam GrahamFergus | Fergus |
 Alexander ArmstrongTim | Tim |
| CChris PalmerCrispian Sprote | Crispian Sprote |
| MMark BannisterMarcus | Marcus |
 Mac McDonaldMort Clayton | Mort Clayton |
 Mark BentonBarman | Barman |
 Arnold BrownMan on Train | Man on Train |
| EEmma LongworthEms | Ems |
| AAlana CarlucciReceptionist | Receptionist |
| LLuke Hartley ScottBoy | Boy |
 Ian HillAccordionist | Accordionist |
| JJan PriceTrudi | Trudi |
| HHenry HouseSpider Bishop | Spider Bishop |
| MMary MaxtedOld Lady | Old Lady |
| SSylvia GrantShopper | Shopper |
 EduardoHimself | Himself |
 Jonathan RossHimself | Himself |
 Penny SmithHerself | Herself |
 Jools HollandBand Member (Uncredited) | Band Member (Uncredited) |
| GGilson LavisBand Member (Uncredited) | Band Member (Uncredited) |