A group of friends get together for a card game, but within five minutes, most die horribly, leaving the hosts to run for their lives (and from the law). Along the way, they encounter every conceivable horror movie monster/villain, but with a new twist.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| RRocco MartoneLeading Man | Leading Man |
| JJeanne PotterLeading Lady | Leading Lady |
| EElaine TuttleLead Hick | Lead Hick |
 Bill ZebubMental Patient | Mental Patient |
| JJohnny PaolineBaby Butcher / Army Man / Redneck Hick / Middle Eastern / Baby Butcher's Mother | Baby Butcher / Army Man / Redneck Hick / Middle Eastern / Baby Butcher's Mother |
| GGeorge 'The Slayer' StisoJesus / Zombie Jesus / Crazy Guy / Toilet Paper Mummy | Jesus / Zombie Jesus / Crazy Guy / Toilet Paper Mummy |
| MMichael CuccinielloAx Murderer | Ax Murderer |