Patrick is a struggling screenwriter who takes a second job as a male prostitute. He is supposed to write by day and do right by his lonely clientele at night, but he develops writer's block. When Patrick decides to draw from his amorous experiences as inspiration for his next screenplay, the women conspire to prevent it.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Michael ParéPatrick | Patrick |
 Maud AdamsAngie | Angie |
 Eddie VelezCarlos | Carlos |
| PPeter AdamsonDrunk | Drunk |
 G. Larry ButlerCooper (as Larry Butler) | Cooper (as Larry Butler) |
| KKathryn ChristopherFood Lady | Food Lady |
| DDotty ColorosoCali | Cali |
 Cynthia HarrisWomen's Club Lady | Women's Club Lady |
 Jill JonesCat Burglar | Cat Burglar |
| RRegina KruegerActress (as Regina Kreuger) | Actress (as Regina Kreuger) |
| PPat MahoneyThe Editor | The Editor |
| PPam WardFashion Show Woman | Fashion Show Woman |