A story about the rich McCulloch Family, their overbearing father and the children's misguided blaming him for everything that doesn't go right.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Forrest TuckerJ. J. McCulloch | J. J. McCulloch |
 Julie AdamsHannah McCulloch | Hannah McCulloch |
 Max Baer Jr.Culver Robinson | Culver Robinson |
| JJanice HeidenAli McCulloch | Ali McCulloch |
| DDennis RedfieldSteven McCulloch | Steven McCulloch |
 Don GradyR. J. McCulloch | R. J. McCulloch |
| CChip HandGary McCulloch | Gary McCulloch |
 William DemarestFather Gurkin | Father Gurkin |
 Harold J. StoneGeorge | George |
 Vito ScottiTony, the Bartender | Tony, the Bartender |
 Sandy McPeakRad | Rad |
 Lillian RandolphMissy | Missy |
 Mike MazurkiCliff Randall | Cliff Randall |
 Billy CurtisCharlie P. | Charlie P. |
 Biff ElliotRalph | Ralph |
 Kenneth TobeyLarry Carpenter | Larry Carpenter |
 Doodles WeaverPop Holson | Pop Holson |
 Timothy ScottPervert | Pervert |
 James Gammon1st Police Officer | 1st Police Officer |