Lloyd and Frank, two lifelong friends and self-styled entrepreneurs in Austin, try to find the get-rich-quick scheme that will actually get them rich. Lloyd has developed a new invention that he's sure will finally lead to the success he and Frank have been chasing their whole lives. Their golden ticket is a combination mop, vacuum cleaner and floor polisher, but before prosperity arrives, reality intrudes on their plans.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Lou PerrymanLoyd | Loyd |
 Sonny Carl DavisFrank | Frank |
 Doris HargravePaulette | Paulette |
| EEric HenshawOlan | Olan |
| DDavid WeberT. Frank | T. Frank |
 James N. HarrellRhonda Lynn's Father | Rhonda Lynn's Father |
| MMargaret BeckerDiane | Diane |
| WWayne BellRadio & TV Announcer #2 | Radio & TV Announcer #2 |
| MMartin BoozerFireman | Fireman |
 Sue DahlmanLuAnn | LuAnn |
| DDana DuttonWoman | Woman |
| DDell EdwardsNorma | Norma |
| CCindy HansonRhonda Lynn | Rhonda Lynn |
| WWayne JaconsGoon #1 | Goon #1 |
| MMarty ManningRadio & TV Announcer #1 | Radio & TV Announcer #1 |
| JJim McCullickGoon #3 | Goon #3 |
| MMaybell OsborneAlice | Alice |
| DDick TerryGoon #2 | Goon #2 |