After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Gregory James CohanDoug Jones / The VelociPastor | Doug Jones / The VelociPastor |
 Alyssa KempinskiCarol | Carol |
 Daniel SteereFather Stewart | Father Stewart |
 Fernando Pacheco de CastroFrankie Mermaid | Frankie Mermaid |
 Aurelio VoltaireAltair | Altair |
 Yang JiechangWei Chang | Wei Chang |
 Jesse TuritsSam the White Ninja | Sam the White Ninja |
 Zachary SteereDinosaur Suit Performer | Dinosaur Suit Performer |
 Claire HsuChinese Villager | Chinese Villager |
 David SokolAli | Ali |
 Nicholas M. GarofoloHobo | Hobo |
 George SchewnzerDoug's Dad | Doug's Dad |
 Janice YoungDoug's Mom | Doug's Mom |
| DDouglas Saint JamesSurgeon | Surgeon |
| PPat HroncichVietnam Soldier 1 | Vietnam Soldier 1 |
 Alec LambertThug | Thug |