An apathetic man-child, Ron, goes on a journey to restore the spirit of his catatonic mother.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJeffrey JanoffRon | Ron |
| JJohn BranchBeau Nerjoose | Beau Nerjoose |
 Linnea QuigleyEsmeralda | Esmeralda |
| RRichard BainJennifer the Hobo | Jennifer the Hobo |
| WWhim GraceHope | Hope |
| JJared YanezSister Dicktwister | Sister Dicktwister |
| DDouglas DaSilvaSister Buttfister | Sister Buttfister |
| SSteven FuscoSister Fuckface | Sister Fuckface |
| BBrittney HancockTracey | Tracey |
| TTeresa BoydAgnes | Agnes |
 Jacob Bean-WatsonZach | Zach |
| JJosh EdwardDr. Esquire | Dr. Esquire |
| JJustin KoleszarHelicockter | Helicockter |
| DDylan HillermanRon's Booty Worm | Ron's Booty Worm |
| JJeff HammondGreat Tittie Maggot / Great Booty Worm | Great Tittie Maggot / Great Booty Worm |
| ZZach CarterThe Antichrist | The Antichrist |