When Mikey's parents discover he has failed his accountancy exams for the third time, they are concerned. When he falls in love with a girl from the Salvation Army, they are horrified. Fleeing from the disapproval of his parents and the Jewish community Mikey finds help from a sage with a six-foot beard.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| NNorman CaroMan with Beard | Man with Beard |
| JJane CunliffeJane | Jane |
 Ann FirbankAlison | Alison |
| PPeter GlucksteinMikey | Mikey |
 Simon MattacksDaniel | Daniel |
| DDavid MillerLeonard | Leonard |
| AAmanda NoarVanessa | Vanessa |
| CCara ChaseSAS Interviewer | SAS Interviewer |
| PPatrick MooreJob Centre Interviewer | Job Centre Interviewer |
| AAlistair MaydonAstronaut Interviewer | Astronaut Interviewer |
| KKeith WinesteinRabbi | Rabbi |