 Vince OfferBatman / Fetus Salesman / JJ Cool / Flirty Harry / Vincenzo Butafungu | Batman / Fetus Salesman / JJ Cool / Flirty Harry / Vincenzo Butafungu |
 Gena Lee NolinMarilyn | Marilyn |
 Rebekah ChaneySupermodel #2 / Pregnant Girl / Lesbian #3 / Co-host of Bag Lady Pageant | Supermodel #2 / Pregnant Girl / Lesbian #3 / Co-host of Bag Lady Pageant |
 Michael Clarke DuncanGay Virgin | Gay Virgin |
 Lightfield LewisVirgin Hunter / White Juror #2 | Virgin Hunter / White Juror #2 |
| JJoey ButtafuocoSonny | Sonny |
 SlashMiss America Bag Lady Pageant Host | Miss America Bag Lady Pageant Host |
 AntGay Man | Gay Man |
| DDyrk AshtonKrishna #3 | Krishna #3 |
| MMike BoitoWhite Juror #1 | White Juror #1 |
 Bobby LeeChinese Man | Chinese Man |
 Mongo BrownleeBlack Juror #1 | Black Juror #1 |
| MMichael Wheels PariseGodmother / Psychologist | Godmother / Psychologist |
| DDanteSushi Mama (voice) | Sushi Mama (voice) |
 Barbara SnellenburgSupermodel #1 / Virgin / Beautiful Girl / Boobwatch Girl #4 | Supermodel #1 / Virgin / Beautiful Girl / Boobwatch Girl #4 |
| GGloria SperlingOld Lady | Old Lady |
| SSam CostelloSecurity Guard / Mailman / Bystander #1 | Security Guard / Mailman / Bystander #1 |
| CChris WatsonRhymer | Rhymer |
 Karen BlackMother | Mother |
 Brian Van HoltLifeguard | Lifeguard |
| JJeff JaegerTransvestite / Bathroom Gunman | Transvestite / Bathroom Gunman |
| PPeachy KeeneLesbian #1 | Lesbian #1 |
| MMelanie PullenLesbian #2 | Lesbian #2 |
| MMorgan AlvetKKK | KKK |
| ZZoska MyockPatient | Patient |
| GGeorge SmityOld Man | Old Man |
| TTony VeraBad Guy / O. Jay | Bad Guy / O. Jay |
| PPaolo ScandarisiArnold Swollenpecker | Arnold Swollenpecker |
| SSam MacTaggertSpanky Shvatsa | Spanky Shvatsa |
| JJoe ShapiroMan-Goo Man / Tutu Girl #1 / Bystander #2 | Man-Goo Man / Tutu Girl #1 / Bystander #2 |
