The story of Eric, an "alcoholic, loser and blood nut" and his wonderful/terrible and very funny journey towards winning the love of his life, Louise.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Brad McMurrayTank | Tank |
 Elise GreigDoreen | Doreen |
| LLeonard GoldbergHank | Hank |
 Evert McQueenMagpie | Magpie |
| DDawn AlbingerSusan | Susan |
| MMartin ChallisProf Dallow | Prof Dallow |
| SSophie ClearyLouise | Louise |
| TTim BoyleBerni | Berni |
| JJacqui DuncanBlackjack Dealer | Blackjack Dealer |
| HHelen ChristinsonClarise | Clarise |
| SSue DwyerMum | Mum |
| MMark EarnshawNoel | Noel |
| SSandra GalvinNoelene | Noelene |
| RRochelle FoleyTV researcher | TV researcher |
| RRichard KlingeSid | Sid |
| TTodd LeviRoderick | Roderick |
| AAshley LyonsMartin | Martin |
| MMichael MuddGavin | Gavin |