Bitten by a turtle in his childhood, a man remembers the effect that the scar has had on his love life.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| AAisling HunterLydia | Lydia |
| JJon TamburiniLydia's Ex | Lydia's Ex |
| JJohn WildeNarrator | Narrator |
| VVictoria KutkaitisAmanda | Amanda |
| LLucky MaphutumaBianca | Bianca |
| AAlice RestrickCarmen | Carmen |
| MMalwina BieniawskaDiane | Diane |
| VVharri LaveryEdna | Edna |
| LLiliana OlteanuFiona | Fiona |
| MMichael FoleyBoy | Boy |
| RRachel Fiona GilchristAnnie | Annie |
| OOlivia EastonBonnie | Bonnie |
| JJodie MooreCindy | Cindy |
| TTéa PayneDebbie | Debbie |