A 30 minute infomercial that originally aired on Comedy Central in 1993. The idea was that by purchasing Troma Inc. movie products you could better yourself as a person.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMichael OpelkaHost | Host |
 Lloyd KaufmanSelf | Self |
 Michael HerzSelf | Self |
 Andrew StevensSelf | Self |
 Samuel Z. ArkoffSelf | Self |
 John G. AvildsenSelf | Self |
 Stan LeeSelf | Self |
 Dee Dee RamoneSelf | Self |
 Joe FranklinJoe Franklin | Joe Franklin |
 Debbie RochonEdna Perlmutter | Edna Perlmutter |
 Ron FazioGorgeous Guy / Toxic Avenger | Gorgeous Guy / Toxic Avenger |
| TTheresa LynnGorgeous Gal / Tromette | Gorgeous Gal / Tromette |
| PPhil RivoTromatized Host | Tromatized Host |
 J.J. NorthTromette | Tromette |
| JJoan GerardiTromette | Tromette |
| TTraci MannTromette | Tromette |
 Joe FleishakerJoe Fleishaker | Joe Fleishaker |
| JJennifer BlowdryerSelf | Self |
| AAndrew DeemerSelf | Self |