Lonely in the mundane rigmarole of living, Jane (being very much alive and well) plots her own fake funeral. Though soon her true intentions of winning over her Mall-Santa business entrepreneur Mother start to reveal themselves.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| EElla FerrisJane | Jane |
 Kate GormanDonna | Donna |
| SStephen D'AgataSanta Joe | Santa Joe |
| SSotiris TzeliosSanta Gus | Santa Gus |
 Pete KnightSanta Drew | Santa Drew |
 Pearl Salmon-WatsonBunny | Bunny |
| TTim ClarkePriest | Priest |
| BBralen GhatfieldHomeless Man | Homeless Man |