The Disease Dealer, an ancient celestial being, casts a spell that rids the earth of cacti and succulents. After years of using their Time Machine to sell cacti from the past for profit, fellow celestial being the Cactus Witch and her partner Derrel form a plan to bring cacti back from the dead.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| KKai BixbyDerrel Cartrip | Derrel Cartrip |
| BBritton WeinsteinCactus Witch / Derek Montauk / Old Man | Cactus Witch / Derek Montauk / Old Man |
| WWyatt WilsonDisease Dealer | Disease Dealer |
| WWalker WilsonYoung Disease Dealer / Cactus Yard Man / Sad Hitchhiker | Young Disease Dealer / Cactus Yard Man / Sad Hitchhiker |
| KKingRadioactive Dog | Radioactive Dog |
| BBarbara McLureMa'am Without Cacti | Ma'am Without Cacti |