Two zany Cape Bretoners try to win a Loonie giveaway to the Sydney Tar Ponds to build a golf course on the contaminated site.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| KKevin O'KeefeLefty | Lefty |
 K.C. CoombsCarmie McKinnon | Carmie McKinnon |
| HHeather RankinShirley | Shirley |
| SSam WhiteNot listed | Not listed |
| PPaul MacleodNot listed | Not listed |
| KKelley EdwardsNot listed | Not listed |
| RRichard LeBlancNot listed | Not listed |
| MMarguerite McNeilNot listed | Not listed |
| MMurdock MacDonaldNot listed | Not listed |
| TTodd HiscockNot listed | Not listed |
| ZZachary MacNelNot listed | Not listed |