The hero of this tale was created without nipples, but he has other attributes to make up for this lack.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| TTim HatcherNarrator (voice) | Narrator (voice) |
 John A. DavisNippoless Nippleby / Tippy / Ogre #2 (voice) | Nippoless Nippleby / Tippy / Ogre #2 (voice) |
| PPaul ClaerhoutHawker / Pancake (voice) | Hawker / Pancake (voice) |
| KKeith AlcornDewdrop / Ogre #1 (voice) | Dewdrop / Ogre #1 (voice) |