In 1972, the Arizona State Park bought the London Bridge. Tom Jones (as himself) is magically transported to the bridge's new location where he, befuddled, sings with other celebrities, has adventures and gets kidnapped by “the villain”.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tom JonesHimself | Himself |
 Jennifer O'NeillHerself | Herself |
 Kirk DouglasThe Indian Fighter | The Indian Fighter |
 Rudolf NureyevBallet Dancer | Ballet Dancer |
 Jonathan WintersEnglish Tour Guide / Tourist #1 / Little Boy Tourist / Texas Tourist | English Tour Guide / Tourist #1 / Little Boy Tourist / Texas Tourist |
 Chief Dan GeorgeThe Big Chief | The Big Chief |
 Hermione GingoldThe Lady Bus Conductor | The Lady Bus Conductor |
 Lorne GreeneFiddler on the Roof | Fiddler on the Roof |
 Charlton HestonTennis Player | Tennis Player |
| GGeorge KirbyKirk Douglas Impressionist | Kirk Douglas Impressionist |
 Michael LandonTennis Player | Tennis Player |
 Terry-ThomasBus Conductor Terry-Thomas | Bus Conductor Terry-Thomas |
 Engelbert HumperdinckRoyal Guard | Royal Guard |
 Elliott GouldThe Villain | The Villain |