Lowly Gillingham Football Club are drawn against Premiership giants Newcastle United in the quarter finals of the FA Cup. A small group of 'Gills' fans decide to make the most of their 'game of a lifetime' by turning the journey north into a weekend away. On the eve of departure one of the group receives a visit from Terry, a man with no legs in a wheelchair, claiming he can get them a free minibus and free diesel. In return, all they have to do is take him with them!
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Craig FairbrassTony | Tony |
| WWarren LlambiasRod | Rod |
| MMatt Daniel-BakerTerry | Terry |
 Dudley SuttonCharlie | Charlie |
 Tony DenhamMicky | Micky |
 Malcolm FreemanTonto | Tonto |
 Tom BoningtonGarage Attendant | Garage Attendant |
 John BarnesSelf | Self |
| PPeter BeardsleySelf | Self |
 Mark PougatchSelf | Self |
 Christopher VilliersSelf | Self |
| IIrene BradshawRuth | Ruth |
| JJordy CernikFootball supporter | Football supporter |
| VVyelle CroomPaolo | Paolo |
| TTom GillingJason | Jason |
| MMartin HeathcotePolice officer | Police officer |
| PPaul KavanaghDoctor | Doctor |
 Polly KempSuzie | Suzie |
 Lara LewingtonWeathergirl | Weathergirl |
 Neil MaskellTerry | Terry |
| AAndrea NewlandParamedic | Paramedic |
 James NieldMechanic | Mechanic |
| DDarren RustonGlen | Glen |
 Ben ShockleyGraham | Graham |
 Daniel TatarskyNewscaster | Newscaster |
| CCurtis Lee ThompsonJake | Jake |
 Anthony VernerCliff | Cliff |