A series of tableaux depicting the follies of a group of naïve Marxist would-be radicals who think that they want to be revolutionaries, but in the final analysis, what they really want is to be seen wearing berets.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJoe WakemanThompson Mao | Thompson Mao |
| SSannetyAnne Chi-Minh | Anne Chi-Minh |
| TTaylor BruckChé Smith | Ché Smith |
| MMax GoldbaumMax Malcolm X | Max Malcolm X |
| CCandice FortinJoanie Crawford | Joanie Crawford |