A ship with doubles sails from the pier on the Moscow River, heading with a show program to one of the provincial Russian cities. The murder of Thatcher's look-alike that happened on board is being investigated by police captain Zharov.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Vladimir ZhirinovskyCaptain Zharov | Captain Zharov |
 Emmanuil VitorganFSB Colonel | FSB Colonel |
 Leonid BronevoyColonel-General | Colonel-General |
 Stanislav Sadalskiycompere | compere |
 Yuriy Yakovlevnarrator | narrator |
 Sergey Bezrukovvoice of Hitler | voice of Hitler |
 Georgy SaakyanStalin | Stalin |
 Aleksandr ShishkinHitler | Hitler |
| BBoris MakarovBrezhnev | Brezhnev |
| VVladimir TishenkovNot listed | Not listed |
| AAnatoliy KoklenkovNot listed | Not listed |
| NNikolai LevykinNot listed | Not listed |
 Vyacheslav ZaitsevNot listed | Not listed |
| VVasiliy LobachevNot listed | Not listed |
 Vasiliy LivanovNot listed | Not listed |
| MMark MelkhikerNot listed | Not listed |
| YYuriy KrutkovNot listed | Not listed |
| SSvetlana TymesNot listed | Not listed |
 Olga ArosevaNot listed | Not listed |
| NNatalya RomanovaNot listed | Not listed |
| BBob Chuprov-TsymbaNot listed | Not listed |
| FFerit MyazitovNot listed | Not listed |
| AAngelina GreyerNot listed | Not listed |
| NNatalya OskolkovaNot listed | Not listed |
 Tatyana DogilevaNot listed | Not listed |