A troubled comedian with inexplicably bad luck attempts to propose to his girlfriend.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jacob J. Christiansenhimself | himself |
| JJohn S. Bonohimself | himself |
| MMark Chernyshovhimself | himself |
| TTabitha Robinsonherself | herself |
 Joe BellThe Waiter | The Waiter |
| JJaci KjernanderThe Teacher | The Teacher |
 Rafael SilvaThe Cook (#1) | The Cook (#1) |
| AAlexander TaylorThe Cook (#2) | The Cook (#2) |
 Paul KandarianFelix the Cat (voice) | Felix the Cat (voice) |
 Nicole BatesLala (Magaly Bauernfeind) | Lala (Magaly Bauernfeind) |
 David ShapiroLelo (Ross Bauernfeind) | Lelo (Ross Bauernfeind) |
 Avery FecteauNot listed | Not listed |
| KKira GurnéeJolene the Snowwoman (voice) | Jolene the Snowwoman (voice) |