A college student being pressured to join a cult by his attractive landlord. The cult is a parody of Scientology with a book similar to Dianetics.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Vinnie BilancioBob Martin | Bob Martin |
| WWendi WinburnCrystal | Crystal |
| EElizabeth BarrisManny | Manny |
 John F. GoffJerry Steiner | Jerry Steiner |
| TTim GannonDusty Chase | Dusty Chase |
| CCurt SwobelDetective Ketchum | Detective Ketchum |
| DDavid LipsonJack | Jack |
| JJoe HaggertyCrystalologist | Crystalologist |