It's Christmas Eve and Judy Emerson is told there's no such thing as Santa. Determined to prove her family wrong, she sets an elaborate trap and successfully captures Santa Claus himself. But her parents think the jolly old elf is a burglar and have Santa arrested.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Shelley LongMolly Emerson | Molly Emerson |
 Robert HaysBill Emerson | Bill Emerson |
| SSierra AbelJudy Emerson | Judy Emerson |
 Brandon de PaulMike Emerson | Mike Emerson |
 Corbin BernsenChief Spivak | Chief Spivak |
 Stacy KeachMax the Biker | Max the Biker |
 Dick Van PattenSanta Claus | Santa Claus |
| TTalbot Perry SimonsClifford the Inebriated | Clifford the Inebriated |
 Paul ButcherBrian Spivak | Brian Spivak |
 Amanda PaysDoris Spivak | Doris Spivak |
 Sonny Carl DavisOfficer Buckley | Officer Buckley |
 Steve MonroeOfficer Calhoun | Officer Calhoun |
 Cork HubbertElf One | Elf One |
 Martin KlebbaElf Ranger Bob | Elf Ranger Bob |
 Adrienne BarbeauAlice the Homeless Mom | Alice the Homeless Mom |
 Alana AustinCarla the Assistant | Carla the Assistant |
 Colton JamesMarty the Hospital Teen | Marty the Hospital Teen |
 Joe VirziTrash Talking Teddy (voice) | Trash Talking Teddy (voice) |
| PPatricia GillumBoutique Person | Boutique Person |
| BBrooke BeareReporter | Reporter |