Johnny is a successful banker with great respect for and dedication to the people in his life, especially his future wife Lisa. The happy-go-lucky guy sees his world being torn apart when his friends begin to betray him one-by-one.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tommy WiseauJohnny | Johnny |
 Juliette DanielleLisa | Lisa |
 Greg SesteroMark | Mark |
 Philip HaldimanDenny | Denny |
 Carolyn MinnottClaudette | Claudette |
 Robyn ParisMichelle | Michelle |
 Kyle VogtPeter | Peter |
| SScott HolmesMike | Mike |
 Greg EllerySteven | Steven |
 Dan JanjigianChris-R | Chris-R |
| PPiper GoreParty Member #1 | Party Member #1 |
| KKari McDermottParty Member #2 | Party Member #2 |
| JJennifer VanderbliekParty Member #3 | Party Member #3 |
| BBennett DunnParty Member #4 | Party Member #4 |
| PPadma MoyerSusan | Susan |
| DDaron JenningsBarista #2 | Barista #2 |
| TThomas E. WebsterCoffee Shop Customer #1 | Coffee Shop Customer #1 |
| NNora DeMarckyCoffee Shop Customer #2 | Coffee Shop Customer #2 |
| AArelle MitkowskiCoffee Shop Customer #3 | Coffee Shop Customer #3 |
| FFrank WilleyCoffee Shop Customer #4 | Coffee Shop Customer #4 |