You all know Bruno... Bruno is a born loser with the ladies. Scoffed and scorned, the only thing Bruno could pick up in a singles' bar is the check! Until now. Now Bruno sees the girl of his dreams and he'll fight all odds to win her - even her lesbian girlfriend.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| DDave ScottiBruno | Bruno |
 Dan GauthierDan | Dan |
 Francis FallonGary | Gary |
| KKeri SzymanskiAngry Lesbian | Angry Lesbian |
 Marisa PetroroCute Lesbian | Cute Lesbian |
 Chris WyldeBlond Freddie | Blond Freddie |
| EEric BurdettBig Jake | Big Jake |
 Kathy ChristophersonKick-Boxing Chick | Kick-Boxing Chick |
 Guich KoockBar Owner | Bar Owner |
| JJustin SchalkThe Bouncer | The Bouncer |