Al Pacino, Sean Connery and Arnold Schwarzenegger together on film for the first time. Well, almost...Ralph Easton has a few personal problems, he's desperately overweight, a social misfit, and a painful stutterer. Ralph's the kind of guy the nerds stole lunch money from. But Ralph's got a special talent - an ability to impersonate any Hollywood celebrity - the perfect cover to disguise his stutter.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tziporah MalkahDaisy Walker | Daisy Walker |
| RRoss BuchananRalph Eaton | Ralph Eaton |
| JJohn ArnoldP.J. Foster | P.J. Foster |
| NNicholas StribakosKris Love | Kris Love |
 James WardlawMagnus | Magnus |
| SSari SheehanMarina | Marina |
 Michael VeitchCommercial Director | Commercial Director |
 Andrew S. GilbertDetective | Detective |
| RRoss ThompsonDetective | Detective |
 Marg DowneyPsychologist | Psychologist |
| DDylan LewisRalph's Neighbour | Ralph's Neighbour |
| AAlan James DaviesRalph's Neighbour | Ralph's Neighbour |
| DDavid RavenswoodUncle Samburger | Uncle Samburger |
 Anthony MorganCustoms Official | Customs Official |
 Alex PinderGP | GP |
| HHamish HughesManchester Producer | Manchester Producer |
| RRachael TiddPenny | Penny |
 Adrian MulraneyHarold | Harold |