A New Jersey trucker creates a hit TV show with help from his girlfriend in the ratings business.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Danny DeVitoVic De Salvo | Vic De Salvo |
 Rhea PerlmanFrancine Kester | Francine Kester |
 Gerrit GrahamParker Braithwaite | Parker Braithwaite |
 Bernadette BirkettMrs. Sweeney | Mrs. Sweeney |
 Barry CorbinColonel | Colonel |
 Louis GiambalvoGoody DeSalvo | Goody DeSalvo |
 Ronny GrahamCap'n Andy | Cap'n Andy |
 Huntz HallBenny Bentson | Benny Bentson |
 Basil HoffmanFrank Friedlander | Frank Friedlander |
 Kevin McCarthyWes Vandergelder | Wes Vandergelder |
 John MegnaAl | Al |
 Michael RichardsSal | Sal |
 Ron RifkinTV Director | TV Director |
 Joe SantosTony | Tony |
 Vincent SchiavelliSkip | Skip |
| FFred SciallaRichie DeSalvo | Richie DeSalvo |
 Frank SiveroBruno | Bruno |
 Mark L. TaylorKen | Ken |
 George WendtMr. Sweeney | Mr. Sweeney |
 Steve AllenSteve Allen | Steve Allen |
 Jayne MeadowsJayne Meadows | Jayne Meadows |
 Randi BrooksTeresa | Teresa |
 Cisse CameronWendy | Wendy |
 Gela NashTamara | Tamara |
 Candi BroughBambi | Bambi |
 Randi BroughStacy | Stacy |
 Army ArcherdArmy Archerd | Army Archerd |
| GGail BarleHamilton's Girl | Hamilton's Girl |
 Allyce BeasleyPaisan Receptionist | Paisan Receptionist |
 Peter BroccoVic's Tailor | Vic's Tailor |