What would you do if your business partner stole your business and your wife, and then told you he wouldn’t become a Christian unless the Pope showed up at his house and asked him? You kidnap the Pope and take him on a road trip to end all road trips, to save him and your wife.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Marcus M. MauldinThe Pope | The Pope |
 Michael Shawn StarksMichael Angelica | Michael Angelica |
 Michael G. BathDavid Paul Sheba | David Paul Sheba |
 Maggie Lou RaderBeth Sheba | Beth Sheba |
| LLandon MerglerSpiro | Spiro |
 Ryan Wesley GilreathJesse | Jesse |
| DDaniel BrittGums and Roses | Gums and Roses |
| BBilly ChaceCardinal Cariott | Cardinal Cariott |
| BBrian PhillipsMonsignor Nate Riacco | Monsignor Nate Riacco |
| MMitch TeemleyBishop Wisp | Bishop Wisp |
| JJoe ZappaDimitri Leonid Disputin Kamarozov | Dimitri Leonid Disputin Kamarozov |
 Ted WeilAloysius Fyodor Pavlonovich "Weebus" Kamarozov | Aloysius Fyodor Pavlonovich "Weebus" Kamarozov |
 Tess TalbotSommelier | Sommelier |
| MMichael RowlettYoung Michael | Young Michael |
| FFarley NormanYoung David | Young David |
| IIsabelle PopeYoung Beth | Young Beth |
| JJustin McCombsMinister | Minister |
| AAnne TaylorFamily member 1 | Family member 1 |
| BBob GerdingFamily member 2 | Family member 2 |
| AAbi EsmenaReporter 1 | Reporter 1 |
 Brandi BotkinReporter 2 | Reporter 2 |
 Jenny McManusMaid of Honor | Maid of Honor |