A celebrity lineup selected by a “specially conducted nationwide survey” entertains.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 George BurnsSelf - Host | Self - Host |
 Bernadette PetersSelf - Host | Self - Host |
 George MemmoliSelf - Ace Trucking Company | Self - Ace Trucking Company |
 Michael MisloveSelf - Ace Trucking Company | Self - Ace Trucking Company |
 Bill SalugaSelf - Ace Trucking Company | Self - Ace Trucking Company |
 Patti DeutschSelf - Ace Trucking Company | Self - Ace Trucking Company |
 Fred WillardSelf - Ace Trucking Company | Self - Ace Trucking Company |
 George BensonSelf | Self |
 Edgar BergenSelf | Self |
 George CarlinSelf | Self |
 Carol ChanningSelf | Self |
| JJeff BaxterSelf - The Doobie Brothers | Self - The Doobie Brothers |
| TTom JohnstonSelf - The Doobie Brothers | Self - The Doobie Brothers |
 Michael McDonaldSelf - The Doobie Brothers | Self - The Doobie Brothers |
| PPatrick SimmonsSelf - The Doobie Brothers | Self - The Doobie Brothers |
 Nancy DussaultSelf | Self |
 Redd FoxxSelf | Self |
 Robert GouletSelf | Self |
 Loretta LynnSelf | Self |
 Melissa ManchesterSelf | Self |
 Debbie ReynoldsSelf | Self |
 Don RicklesSelf | Self |
| BBeverly SillsSelf | Self |
 Red SkeltonSelf | Self |
 Dionne WarwickSelf | Self |
 Paul WilliamsSelf | Self |