Johnny has joined the army because he likes canoeing, but ends up in a war-torn city and is compromised into helping the enemy. However, desertion will not be a solution, and he finds himself more distressed than ever.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kevin McNallyJohnny | Johnny |
 Ian CharlesonHenry | Henry |
| SSarah PorterCarol | Carol |
 Maurice O'ConnellCag | Cag |
 Dickie ArnoldScabby | Scabby |
| DDaphne HeardMrs Brown | Mrs Brown |
| KKen SicklenTed Brown | Ted Brown |
| TTerence DaviesSergeant | Sergeant |
 Pete PostlethwaiteSoldier | Soldier |
 Robert PuttTerrorist | Terrorist |
 Denis LawsonTerrorist | Terrorist |
 Dermot CrowleyTerrorist | Terrorist |
 Stephen WhittakerTerrorist | Terrorist |
| CCarole HaymanParty Guest | Party Guest |
 William HootkinsParty Guest | Party Guest |
| JJohn DicksParty Guest | Party Guest |
| BBoyd C. MackenzieSoldier | Soldier |
| CChris CreganSoldier | Soldier |
| KKim DoyleSmall Girl | Small Girl |
| JJonina ScottSwedish Woman | Swedish Woman |
 Niall PaddenMan in Buffet | Man in Buffet |