Sir Patrick Stewart stars as the Godfather of scalping tickets for the grandest event of them all....The 2012 London Olympics.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Patrick StewartTicket-Tooth Philip | Ticket-Tooth Philip |
 Simon PeggHimself | Himself |
 Maisie WilliamsScraggly Sue | Scraggly Sue |
 Ryan LochteHimself | Himself |
| BBen DohertyHeavy | Heavy |
 Ashley LambertCustomer | Customer |
| VVanessa HowellCustomer | Customer |
| RRichard ClinchCustomer | Customer |