When crooks set up operations in a traditional town, a minister and a group of church ladies are willing to do anything, no matter how wacky, to get them out.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Edward HerrmannMichael Hill | Michael Hill |
 Barbara HarrisVickie | Vickie |
 Susan ClarkAnne | Anne |
 Karen ValentineJane | Jane |
 Cloris LeachmanClaire | Claire |
 Patsy KellyRose | Rose |
 Virginia CapersCleo | Cleo |
 Douglas FowleyDelaney | Delaney |
 Michael ConstantineMarv | Marv |
 Steve FrankenTom | Tom |
 Marjorie BennettMother Thurber | Mother Thurber |
 Bobby RolofsonDean | Dean |
 Alan Hale Jr.Harry, the Hat (as Alan Hale) | Harry, the Hat (as Alan Hale) |
 Ruth BuzziDr. Rheems | Dr. Rheems |
 Dick FuchsHoward | Howard |
 Dena DietrichMrs. Carlisle | Mrs. Carlisle |
 Frank CampanellaMax | Max |
 Carl BallantineSam | Sam |
 Ceil CabotPedestrian | Pedestrian |
 Ivor FrancisRev. Wainwright | Rev. Wainwright |
 Cliff OsmondBig Chin | Big Chin |
 Melora HardinCarmel | Carmel |
 Herb VolandDr. Fulton | Dr. Fulton |
 Louisa MoritzMrs. Gossin | Mrs. Gossin |
| DDamon Bradley RaskinDanny | Danny |
| BBill McLeanMr. Younger | Mr. Younger |
| PPitt HerbertMr. Thurber | Mr. Thurber |
| MMickey MortonBootsie | Bootsie |
 David KetchumCapt. Bamford | Capt. Bamford |