Spoof of the TV Movie 'Kolchak: The Night Stalker", shot in 1972 by Director William Malone ("House on Haunted Hill", "Creature") and his friends, on a budget of around $100, in their spare time. It's loaded with people who would later go on to have major careers in Hollywood (some eventual Academy Award Winners!). It stars Robert Short later to become an award winning SFX artist ("Beetlejuice", "Splash", "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind") as Karl Kornchek and features a stalking Were-Turkey created by master SFX makeup artist and Academy Award winner Rick Baker (who also appears as the dorky date of Turkey victim 'Kathy')...
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| RRobert shortKarl Kornchek | Karl Kornchek |
| BBob BurnsHot Daddy Dan | Hot Daddy Dan |
| JJeff ThomasBroderick Crawdaddy | Broderick Crawdaddy |
| MMike GreenwaldBernie Jerks | Bernie Jerks |
| RRobeert AlvarezBruce's Pal | Bruce's Pal |
| JJerry FioreSheriff Payne/Colonel Sanders | Sheriff Payne/Colonel Sanders |
 William MaloneMayor Halsteen McCheese | Mayor Halsteen McCheese |
 Leigh ChapmanMary Brandon | Mary Brandon |
| SShelley OlodortShelly Kase | Shelly Kase |
| DDoyle GreyDr. Marcus Downe | Dr. Marcus Downe |
| CCathy BurnsMrs. Burns | Mrs. Burns |
| MMarilyn VargoNude Girl | Nude Girl |
 Rick BakerLittle Kathy's Date | Little Kathy's Date |
| AAlan WhiteDr. Devious | Dr. Devious |
| JJim MetheniaDr. F. U. Sosume | Dr. F. U. Sosume |
| BBill HedgeChimney Victim | Chimney Victim |
| NNick SheldonCop #1 | Cop #1 |
| JJack JardineThe Psycho | The Psycho |
| PPaul AtkinsonReporter | Reporter |
| KKermit EllerCop #2/Sometimes Turkey | Cop #2/Sometimes Turkey |
| AAl JerumanisMr. Burns | Mr. Burns |
| BBill MillsThe Night Turkey | The Night Turkey |