A wilfully anti-cinematic and Jedi-themed adaptation of the first part of Don Quixote.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Lauren LyleDamsel | Damsel |
| JJoshua BessellThug | Thug |
| AAriadne BullenBaby | Baby |
| EEdward ChevascoJack | Jack |
| DDennis ChuaDennis | Dennis |
| GGabriel ChuaEwok | Ewok |
| DDeanne CunninghamDisgruntled Partner | Disgruntled Partner |
| JJulia DrellJawa Slaver | Jawa Slaver |
| AAlastair HirdC3Po | C3Po |
| GGrace KerPrincess in Disguise | Princess in Disguise |
| MMillad KhonsorkhCyrus the Wookiee | Cyrus the Wookiee |
| AAleksander KrawecHadrian Gutt | Hadrian Gutt |