Simon Haldane works in the office of the Faulkner Iron Works, but he has been raised by his two maiden aunts in an extremely sheltered manner and is basically afraid of everyone and everything. One morning he finds a strange girl shivering in his bedroom, and although he's terrified of her, he manages to call a doctor for her. This starts a rumor that Simon is married. Complications ensue.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Matt MooreSimon Haldane | Simon Haldane |
 Dorothy DevoreDoris | Doris |
 David ButlerRay Wyeth | Ray Wyeth |
 George C. PearceEdgar Deems (as George Pearce) | Edgar Deems (as George Pearce) |
 Russell SimpsonGarvey | Garvey |
 Gertrude ShortNell Mangan | Nell Mangan |
 Joe ButterworthOffice Boy | Office Boy |
 Kate ToncrayAunt Albina | Aunt Albina |
 Tempe PigottAunt Agnes | Aunt Agnes |
 Madame Sul-Te-WanEaster | Easter |