Leslie NielsenLt. Frank Drebin | Lt. Frank Drebin |
Priscilla PresleyJane Spencer | Jane Spencer |
George KennedyEd Hocken | Ed Hocken |
O. J. SimpsonNordberg | Nordberg |
Robert GouletQuentin Hapsburg | Quentin Hapsburg |
Richard GriffithsDr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker | Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker |
Jacqueline BrookesCommissioner Brumford | Commissioner Brumford |
Anthony JamesHector Savage | Hector Savage |
Lloyd BochnerBaggett | Baggett |
Tim O'ConnorFenzwick | Fenzwick |
Peter Mark RichmanDunwell | Dunwell |
Ed WilliamsTed Olsen | Ted Olsen |
John RoarkeGeorge Bush | George Bush |
| MMargery Jane RossBarbara Bush | Barbara Bush |
Peter Van NordenJohn Sununu | John Sununu |
| GGail NeelyWinnie Mandela | Winnie Mandela |
Colleen FitzpatrickBlues Singer | Blues Singer |
| SSally RosenblattMrs. Redmond | Mrs. Redmond |
Alexander FolkCrackhouse Cop | Crackhouse Cop |
Jose Gonzales-GonzalesMariachi | Mariachi |
Larry McCormickTV Reporter | TV Reporter |
Cliff BemisBarbecue Dad | Barbecue Dad |
| DD.D. HowardBarbecue Mom | Barbecue Mom |
William WoodsonTV Commercial Announcer | TV Commercial Announcer |
Mel TorméMel Tormé | Mel Tormé |
Zsa Zsa GaborZsa Zsa Gabor | Zsa Zsa Gabor |
Bill Chemerka"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush." | "Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush." |
Christopher J. Keene"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found." | "Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found." |
Ken Kerman"Hey, that's a pretty nice clock." | "Hey, that's a pretty nice clock." |
Al Fann"It's 4 minutes too slow." | "It's 4 minutes too slow." |