 Leslie NielsenLt. Frank Drebin | Lt. Frank Drebin |
 Priscilla PresleyJane Spencer | Jane Spencer |
 George KennedyEd Hocken | Ed Hocken |
 O. J. SimpsonNordberg | Nordberg |
 Robert GouletQuentin Hapsburg | Quentin Hapsburg |
 Richard GriffithsDr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker | Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker |
 Jacqueline BrookesCommissioner Brumford | Commissioner Brumford |
 Anthony JamesHector Savage | Hector Savage |
 Lloyd BochnerBaggett | Baggett |
 Tim O'ConnorFenzwick | Fenzwick |
 Peter Mark RichmanDunwell | Dunwell |
 Ed WilliamsTed Olsen | Ted Olsen |
 John RoarkeGeorge Bush | George Bush |
| MMargery Jane RossBarbara Bush | Barbara Bush |
 Peter Van NordenJohn Sununu | John Sununu |
| GGail NeelyWinnie Mandela | Winnie Mandela |
 Colleen FitzpatrickBlues Singer | Blues Singer |
| SSally RosenblattMrs. Redmond | Mrs. Redmond |
 Alexander FolkCrackhouse Cop | Crackhouse Cop |
 Jose Gonzales-GonzalesMariachi | Mariachi |
 Larry McCormickTV Reporter | TV Reporter |
 Cliff BemisBarbecue Dad | Barbecue Dad |
| DD.D. HowardBarbecue Mom | Barbecue Mom |
 William WoodsonTV Commercial Announcer | TV Commercial Announcer |
 Mel TorméMel Tormé | Mel Tormé |
 Zsa Zsa GaborZsa Zsa Gabor | Zsa Zsa Gabor |
 Bill Chemerka"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush." | "Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush." |
 Christopher J. Keene"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found." | "Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found." |
 Ken Kerman"Hey, that's a pretty nice clock." | "Hey, that's a pretty nice clock." |
 Al Fann"It's 4 minutes too slow." | "It's 4 minutes too slow." |
