In the early 1900s, Ellen, an aspiring actress, tries to find her lucky break in a studio where everything goes wrong.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 'Weird Al' YankovicJesus | Jesus |
 Adam CelentanoComic | Comic |
| NNick CelentanoApostle / Cameraman / Suitor | Apostle / Cameraman / Suitor |
| JJody FasanellaReceptionist / Wardrobe Maiden | Receptionist / Wardrobe Maiden |
| BBrendan McIvor FlemingDirector | Director |
| CCollin FowlerCameraman | Cameraman |
 Douglas KirklandPhotographer | Photographer |
 Ryan Anthony MartinCameraman | Cameraman |
| IIan McCruddenPrussian Director | Prussian Director |
| DDavid PierceCameraman / Carpenter | Cameraman / Carpenter |
| JJohn QuinlenDancing Skeleton / Cameraman | Dancing Skeleton / Cameraman |
| JJohn QuinlenDancing Skeleton / Cameraman | Dancing Skeleton / Cameraman |
 Matthew SenreichApostle | Apostle |
| MMark StalnakerForeman | Foreman |
 Jennifer StarrVivian Desiree | Vivian Desiree |
| EEric VesbitLincoln / Viollinist | Lincoln / Viollinist |
| JJeffrey von MeyerThe Boss | The Boss |
 Haskell WexlerCameraman / Carpenter | Cameraman / Carpenter |